This is the way Christmas ends,
This is the way Christmas ends,
with a bang, some whimpers, and a wet hat in a puddle.
The bad news: your sleigh is totalled, the little match girl doesn’t make it, Frosty melts, Wenceslas’ page freezes and nobody gives him a song, you’re still missing two teeth, and that elf Is Still Watching You.
But on the other hand, Tiny Tim lives, the Grinch is nicer, the reindeer are less bigoted, and you’ve got some pork head to look forward to, as soon as they let you stop carrying it around.
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