Spoilers: Jane Austen
Everything happens in Bath. Everything.
Category: All the everything
Spoilers: Kid Lit
We’re skipping to the chase. Because if I have to read about that masochistic tree one more time, I’m gonna go postal.
Spoilers: Christmas
This is the way Christmas ends, This is the way Christmas ends, This is the way Christmas ends, with a bang, some whimpers, and a wet hat in a puddle. The bad news: your sleigh is totalled, the little match girl doesn’t make it, Frosty melts, Wenceslas’ page freezes and nobody gives him a song, you’re still missing two teeth, […]
Spoilers: Classic American
Save yourself a ton of time. We’ve read the books, and gotten back to you: the minister is the baby daddy. Rip is old, everybody else died. The whale will be ok. And I’ve got some bad news about Beth.
Managing Expectations
When expectations are not great, but they’re manageable. Communicate. When your mentor and her ward treat you confusingly, ask for clarification. No Assumptions. Maybe there’s a third party involved in this whole thing. Just think about it. Blacksmithing is fine work. Knowing this at the outset is important.
Miss Havisham Wedding Planner
They say, “Go with what you know” and she did.
Hard Times
The team would probably do better if they weren’t starving, but hey.
Free Oscar Wilde
Because Reading Gaol will kill him.
Free Napoléon
He <em>was</em> able, ‘ere he saw Elba. We work for the immediate release of a beloved emperor, husband and father. His talent for administration is sorely needed at this time, and we demand he be given a <del>second</del> third chance.
Free Edmond Dantés
We demand the immediate release of prisoner <a href=”https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmond_Dant%C3%A8s“>Edmond Dantès from the Chateau d’If</a>. Evidence against him was thin, and there’s evidence of tampering and corruption.